Please tell my mother to stop.

Hey Deucie, I hear ya. My Mommy has to clean my tear stains all the time so my eyes stay clean. I HATE having my face washed!! Your mommy is taking good care of you. We all know you'd rather stay covered with yard perfume. :) xoxo LCC

We gotta band together, MMD-style. My mom likes to furminate me and trim the fur between my paws UGH. Tell ya what- I'll work on distracting your mom if you work on mine, 'k?

It's a deal!

Will you guys please help me with my mom too? If she comes near me with those scissors again, I might have to bite her. I'm going to dye my hair red and wear sunglasses for a month. I'd rather be shaved than look like this. ~~sob~~ LCC

Hmm. That is a tough one Deuce. I would recommend telling her that you don't clean out her face wrinkles and she shouldn't do yours. So, the next time she cleans your face, make sure you get that slobbery tongue of yours right in her face. She'll get the hint eventually.

But I've been told that if our wrinkles aren't cleaned regularly, we could get bacterial infections there.

I know that it's a pain and all, but necessary.

Can I still have a greenie or hoofie (whatever they are)?

Boomer the cat....that was very mean....funny, but very mean to say that Deuce's mom has wrinkles. Shoot, my mama has tons of them, but shhhhh, we don't mention them. Ah errrrr....I didn't mean you, mama. Later

Deuce, Mom had a a cocker spaniel that had lip folds (ie wrinkles by her mouth) that if she didn't clean them out, they would be infected with a yeast infection. Horrible smell, discharge, etc. You don't want that to happen to you, do you? It's tough love, my friend... tough love.

No one cleans me or gives me haircuts! That sounds horrible. Sometimes I have to get my nails trimmed. I HATE that. I get tons of treats per nail, but I would rather give them up than endure the clippers.

Duece have you considered anti-wrinkle cream? Maybe you could get the wrinkles to go away. Near where I live there are LOTS of places that say they will take care of those wrinkles for you. Mom says if you start on Meridian St. around 86th Street and work your way north to 136th you can get an entire new body one stop at a time.

That's so funny Batman, but true.

Nice..

Mama's a freak about my ears. Something about them getting dirty and infected and smelling funky...I don't know was infected means but dirty and funky sound cool.

Mama's---they're so girlie. They should start their own club like the BFF's. Maybe the PMS--Paw Mama's Society.... What's that Mama??? Oh...okay. Mama says PMS is not a good name for their club. I'll keep working on that--Later.

Deuce, you know normally I'd back you up, but I'm just getting over an ear infection where mom had to put drops in my ears twice a day for TEN DAYS! It's because I swim a lot and she knew to clean out my ears every time I got out of the water, but forgot to tell the grandparents when I stayed there a few days.

TRUST ME. it is much better to do the daily ear clean than have an ear infection. it HURTS and there's all this gook in your ear.

Sorry Deuce, I wish I could help you but you know moms. They do what they want.-- I don't like it when my mom cuts my nails. So I feel your pain buddy.