The unmanliness of it all

Dudes, I got a bath! YUCK. Now it is raining and I can't go outside and roll on all my good stinky bones. I smelled just right. I don't know why Mom had to give me a bath. She said I was all itchy and needed a nice oatmeal bath --- PLEASSSE. Sheesh Oatmeal. What's wrong with a dog scratching his privates ya know? It's what we do.

I even tried to get into the secret cat room where I knew where would be something nice to roll in, but Mom caught me.

sigh.