Perl on Sep 16 at 09:22 PM
[COMES BACK WIELDING A BUSTED WHIFFLE BAT AND COVERED IN BLUE JAY FEATHERS]
Drat. Well, I won't try that tactic again. Where was I? Oh, yes, the popcorn. The small bipeds, bless them, were playing a game where they were tossing the popcorn in the air and trying to catch it with their mouths. They weren't all that good, let's be honest, but no complaints! The food rained down like Pacman Jones throwing dollar bills at a Vegas nightclub. Hm, all that extra weight might have slowed us down for that squirrel chase.
Ernest T on Sep 16 at 09:37 PM
Mmmmmm Popcorn and squirrel gravy....... Won't see that in an Orville Redenbacher box. You need one of those guns that shoots nets for squirrel round up.
Madeleine on Sep 16 at 09:50 PM
Can you send them over here? We don't own any small bipeds, only cats.
Maggie on Sep 16 at 10:51 PM
Man we haven't had popcorn in forever! It was nice of your dad to make health conscious popcorn for your svelte figure, Queen B.
Baby on Sep 17 at 01:05 AM
We love popcorn! Maybe we'll get some on the weekend. Thanks for mentioning it!
Daisy on Sep 17 at 06:36 AM
I love popcorn but we can't have any for awhile because little sister is on a diet...grrr.
But...I still get my swiss cheese when she isn't looking.
Louise on Sep 17 at 06:41 AM
Daisy...you can't fool me. I knew mom gave you some cheese last night. I'm just not fast enough to stick my tongue under the table to get it. When I get skinny like you...watch out!
Kirby on Sep 17 at 08:11 AM
Hoover tends to ruin any possiblity of getting the dropped popcorn at our house. Mom says he has some "resource gurarding issues". I just say he's a butthead...ruins all the fun.
Stuart on Sep 17 at 08:21 AM
We haven't had any popcorn in forever. Mom did give us each a green bean last night. Big whoop, one green bean. I want popcorn.
Deuce on Sep 17 at 11:37 AM
greenbeans? Hate 'em.....sorry about your luck.
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Beauregard on Sep 16 at 09:10 PM