Do You Have to Take My Picture

[Based on Filter's "Take a Picture"]

I wake up suddenly;
What is that I see?
It's in your hand;
What have you planned?

It is a dog costume!
I sprint hard from the room.
Under the bed
I'm filled with dread.

IIII can't stand to wear those!
And IIII hate all those dog clothes.

I wimper pitifully
As you're dressing me.
I look so duuuuuuumb

Do you have to take my picture?
Why'd you make this stricture?
Why dress me up as a pumpkin?
You're such a bumpkin.
Wuff ...

I run suddenly
But you grab for me.
I just want to be
Fur-nude and free.

Sneaking through the house,
Quiet as a mouse.
But you see me!
Now I'm dressed so twee

Every dog will aver that they should have fur but not cloth.
Every dog that you meet would rather dip feet in hot broth.

And IIIII feel like a moron.
And IIIII don't want this thing on.
Growling and tearing.

Do you have to take my picture?
Here's one to remember.
As I start pulling and tearing,
You start high-pitched swearing.
Heh.

Hey! Mom! What do you think about those duds now?!
Hey! Dad! Let's drink beer and eat some grilled cow!

Don't you make me wear a costume!
It will spell that thing's doom.
Is it for the card at Christmas?
That won't pass the litmus.
You'll bribe me with peanut butter?
Dress me up, you nutter.