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Land of 1000 Dog Breeds - A Song

Perl on Breeds - Fri, November 13 2009

[Based on Wilson Pickett's version of Chris Kenner's "Land of 1000 Dances"]

Growl! Woof! Bark!
Wowl! Boof! Grark!

You gotta dance like a jindo!
With a bergamasco.
Howl out like a basset!
That should be tacit!

Move like that spaniel!
Put it in manual!
Watch the saluki!
She's gettin' all juky.

Yow! Woof!

Arf! Arf arf arf arf!
Arfarf arfarf arfarfarf arf arf arf! Arf arf arf aaaarf!

Need my dogpack to bark it with me one time.

Arf! Arf arf arf arf!
Arfarf arfarf arfarfarf arf arf arf! Arf arf arf aaaarf!

'wroooooooo!

I guess we feel alright!
With our Micheal Vick chew toys.

Arf! Arf arf arf arf!
Arfarf arfarf arfarfarf arf arf arf! Arf arf arf aaaarf!

Come on, let's bark it one more time

[Holds up sign saying ARF (*)]
Arf! Arf arf arf arf!
Arfarf arfarf arfarfarf arf arf arf! Arf arf arf aaaarf!

Struttin' with a redbone!
Lends the place a tone.
Hoofin' with a peke
Ain't one for the meek!

Boogie with the lab!
Or the westies crab.
Watch the chow!
Pit bulls know how.

Arf! Poodle!
Woof! Mastiff!

Scotties movin'!
Shepherds groovin'!

Dance, doxie!
Collie moxie!

Go, dingo!
Hound, tango!

(*) Yes, the large male biped meant this as a tribute to Jiff and the Choosy Mothers

Nigel on Nov 13 at 09:58 AM

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Bravo!

Max on Nov 13 at 12:22 PM

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Yeah, nobody can do the shing-a-ling like I do...Nobody!

Love it Perl!

Deuce on Nov 13 at 03:39 PM

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We don't know this song, Perl, but we like the lyrics.

PS. Do you take requests? Mom thinks you should write a song based on Pat Benetar's "Heartbreaker" called "Treatmaker". It'd be for Mama T.

Ernest T on Nov 13 at 03:43 PM

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Deuce said:
We don't know this song, Perl, but we like the lyrics. PS. Do you take requests? Mom thinks you should write a song based on Pat Benetar's "Heartbreaker" called "Treatmaker". It'd be for Mama T.

You'd know it if you heard it......

Mama's been singing...na,nanananananananannanana...doing the watusi...twistin' with Lucy....

Daisy & Louise on Nov 13 at 05:43 PM

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Deuce said:
We don't know this song, Perl, but we like the lyrics. PS. Do you take requests? Mom thinks you should write a song based on Pat Benetar's "Heartbreaker" called "Treatmaker". It'd be for Mama T.

Hey...that's a good idea, Deuce. Mom remembers that song.

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