I'm Just Wild about Pig Ears

[Based on "I'm Just Wild about Harry" by Eubie Blake and Noble Sissle]

There's one special treat that I adore.
And who could blame
If I took aim?
Why for every dog there's one food more
Tasty than all
For them I would crawl!

I'm just wild about pig ears,
They are tasty and so crunchy.
These unkosher kisses
Are my wishes
And sate my gluttony.
For dogs they're better than candy.
They'll send us on a munch spree
Oh I'm just wild about pig ears,
'cause they taste like smoke,
I tell you no joke,
They're the one food for me.

There are some dogs who just eat certain food.
I mean the tramps
The little scamps
But my biped gives out the treat of all treats.
It is my fave
How it makes me rave!

I'm just wild about pig ears,
They are greasy and so smoky.
Even those with gristle
Wet my whistle.
I guard them intensely.
Chewing them makes me feel dandy
I crunch them thoroughly!
Oh I'm just wild about pig ears,
'cause they make me drool,
Look like such a fool,
They're the one treat for me!