Mom says some people give her a hard time about me(well all of us). They think it's funny that I have my own email address. Mom says it's totally fine so I can stay in touch with my friends. I think she uses it sometimes too when she's being sneaky and doesn't want to use one of her bazillion emails. A while back, one of my human friends who is a nurse(not a crackpot), made me a day planner with doxies on it. I'm a busy girl and I need to keep track of my appointments. I've been to hospitals, nursing homes, colleges you name it. Sometimes it's just to visit, sometimes mom talks about me and animals in general and I look cute. So I have to be able to keep track of my appearances. I have a pink Barbie coat with a hood to keep me warm in the winter. What am I supposed to do? Wear a sweater like the boys? I actually have quite an extensive wardrobe including a satin pink ensemble complete with purse that I can hold on my paw when I sit up. I'm living the good life and I know it. But do you really think it's silly that I have such things? Don't your parents give you stuff so you can do what you need to do? I mean, how can I make my appointments if I don't remember when they are? And how can I keep in touch with my friends without email? I did even have some magnetic "social cards" but I ran out. I guess mom needs to print me some more. Let me know what you think. If you think I'm too much of a queenie, I'll consider letting some of it go by the wayside. Love, your friend, Pebbles
P.S. Please don't tell the boys or they'll want the same kinds of stuff. Mom has enough emails to keep track of now, she doesn't need to let the silly boys have their own. Maybe they could have a group one like buttheadwienerdogs@yahoo.com?