Madeleine, mom thinks you are so very cute in your little costume. She said she might even vote for you. She can't help it because you are so adorable.
Madeleine on Oct 31 at 03:06 PM
Nadji, she sneaked up on him and draped that bug over him and put that blasted hat on quicker than Jack be Nimble. He never even knew what hit him. SNAP, she took the picture, then whisked it off before he was aware it had happened. It was like some poor passed out frat boy who wakes up the next morning and is wearing girls underwear. Come to think of it, Denny might have like that. This is like something you see in a bad movie. Notice that whiny baby Chaka only had to wear a little necklace/collar thing. He doesn't even have front claws, but he's very slippery. She knew there would be no costuming him.
Ernest T on Oct 31 at 03:51 PM
No, not Denny Crane. Be sure he's not leaping from the balcony to freedom. Oh, the humanity!!!!
Peaches on Oct 31 at 05:41 PM
Oh Maddie....luckily my mama came to her senses before I had to call the ASPCA....and Denny Crane....he's always been somewhat scary to this household....funny, but scary.
Deuce on Oct 31 at 05:48 PM
Maddie, it's not your fault your mom is crazy and is dragging you and your fur siblings into the craziness. How unfair that she hypnotized you with peanut butter. That's just not right. I will always care for you deeply, my dear Maddie. Hold tight--only a few more hours until November 1.
Yogi on Oct 31 at 07:25 PM
Well, if you want to get a divorce from your mama, you can always ask ETB if you could go live with him. He offered us a home.
Madeleine on Oct 31 at 07:29 PM
Actually, Freckles, we thought your pairing of the stripper and the policeman was quite clever. There are worse occupations, like MODEL.
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Rebel on Oct 31 at 02:28 PM